I gotta tell ya, somethin' here is wrong.
Sep. 9th, 2010 07:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sosobriquetSo I had this crazy dream last night - they are probably ALL crazy, honestly, BUT I REMEMBER THIS ONE.
This might get kinda wordy and/or ridiculous and insane so...
So last night I dreamed I was kidnapped and held hostage by JGL or at least someone who looks a lot like him.
PRETTY AWESOME RIGHT?
Well, somehow I managed to escape my handcuffs so I could clip my fingernails and obtain chapstick. I really have no idea why this was so vital to me that, despite a fear for my life if I got caught, I did it. I was dreaming, my subconcious is very disturbed, yadda yadda.
Of course, I DO get caught and idek but for some reason he's like "okay" about it and we mysteriously become friends. And I'm not handcuffed anymore and I get to do things like take baths and be all normal as long as I don't leave the upstairs area.
"OKAY!" I say, and promptly forget about all plans for escape, spending my time watching tv or reading instead. I miss the internet but it's okay because the guy that looks like JGL kept me company a lot and it occurred to my dream self I was kind of maybe falling in love with him.
"Wtf" said my dream-self to my dream-self, "Stockholm Syndrome? REALLY?!"
To which dream-self said back to dream-self, "Shut up he is attractive and pretty nice and this doesn't really suck that hard."
Actually I think that realization and conversation happened after I was in the middle of watching some movie with the-guy-that-looks-like-JGL and he asked if I wanted a bath and I gave him a 'what is this randomness' look and said "Okay." and he asked if he could join me, to which I also said something equivalent to 'okay', but in a resigned way instead of 'why are you asking me this?' way.
Some other things happened and some asshat told JGL-guy I was ~betraying~ him and trying to ~run away~ and junk and was like "You should check her room. And omnescient me was like 'All he's going to find is the thing I picked the handcuffs with.' At first.
And then I got unreasonably panicked about some incriminating, betrayal-y thing that was in my dream-self's room. JGL-guy searched it and found it and confronted dream-me about it, who was confused and again fearing for her ... my?... life but mostly 'OH NOES I HAVE HURT OUR FRIENDSHIP/WHATEVER.'
Presumably I just got out of a bath because I was wearing a bathrobe. Apparently I did a lot of bathing at this place. IDEK.
Dream-me tried to explain myself and he wasn't having it and there was suddenly a balcony and a motorcycle on it and I'm not sure exactly what dream-me thought but I'm pretty sure I was concerned he was gonna throw me off the roof, and then drive the bike off on me or throw it or something. But then he got on it and I thought maybe he was gonna drive us both off the roof? Which scared dream-me stupid.
Hey, no laughing, I am terrified of bikes under completely normal and not stressful/dangerous/potentially fatal circumstances.
Anyway, he drove himself off the roof and I was like 'OMG NUUU' and ran to the edge, but a pool had miraculously appeared and the bike was sinking but JGL was climbing out.
And then I woke up.
And before that I dreamed I got to school late and saw my class sitting outside waiting for our teacher right by the teacher's parking lot. And the student's parking lot was REALLY far away. Could-barely-see-it far away. So I was contemplating sneaking into the teacher's but then this other jackass teacher shows up and starts talking to my class and they all start getting up and following him off.
My car is suddenly a wheelchair I am trying to stash somewhere safe(ish) and very quickly. Don't even ask. I have no idea.
I do stash it and go chasing after my class but they've disappeared so I ask this other guy that was coming from the same direction they left in and he was kind of skeezy and creeping me out and then ...
I think this was all the same dream, because then I was handcuffed in that room with a window that later became a huge balcony , and I desperately needed to clip my nails/apply chapstick.
Also my RL friend V shows up at some point and chats with me. Either he was helping me escape or this is one of those dreams where people randomly become other people briefly but I keep interacting with them like they are the same person.
In conclusion, I am crazy.
Or maybe there was some extracting going on or something.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
This might get kinda wordy and/or ridiculous and insane so...
So last night I dreamed I was kidnapped and held hostage by JGL or at least someone who looks a lot like him.
PRETTY AWESOME RIGHT?
Well, somehow I managed to escape my handcuffs so I could clip my fingernails and obtain chapstick. I really have no idea why this was so vital to me that, despite a fear for my life if I got caught, I did it. I was dreaming, my subconcious is very disturbed, yadda yadda.
Of course, I DO get caught and idek but for some reason he's like "okay" about it and we mysteriously become friends. And I'm not handcuffed anymore and I get to do things like take baths and be all normal as long as I don't leave the upstairs area.
"OKAY!" I say, and promptly forget about all plans for escape, spending my time watching tv or reading instead. I miss the internet but it's okay because the guy that looks like JGL kept me company a lot and it occurred to my dream self I was kind of maybe falling in love with him.
"Wtf" said my dream-self to my dream-self, "Stockholm Syndrome? REALLY?!"
To which dream-self said back to dream-self, "Shut up he is attractive and pretty nice and this doesn't really suck that hard."
Actually I think that realization and conversation happened after I was in the middle of watching some movie with the-guy-that-looks-like-JGL and he asked if I wanted a bath and I gave him a 'what is this randomness' look and said "Okay." and he asked if he could join me, to which I also said something equivalent to 'okay', but in a resigned way instead of 'why are you asking me this?' way.
Some other things happened and some asshat told JGL-guy I was ~betraying~ him and trying to ~run away~ and junk and was like "You should check her room. And omnescient me was like 'All he's going to find is the thing I picked the handcuffs with.' At first.
And then I got unreasonably panicked about some incriminating, betrayal-y thing that was in my dream-self's room. JGL-guy searched it and found it and confronted dream-me about it, who was confused and again fearing for her ... my?... life but mostly 'OH NOES I HAVE HURT OUR FRIENDSHIP/WHATEVER.'
Presumably I just got out of a bath because I was wearing a bathrobe. Apparently I did a lot of bathing at this place. IDEK.
Dream-me tried to explain myself and he wasn't having it and there was suddenly a balcony and a motorcycle on it and I'm not sure exactly what dream-me thought but I'm pretty sure I was concerned he was gonna throw me off the roof, and then drive the bike off on me or throw it or something. But then he got on it and I thought maybe he was gonna drive us both off the roof? Which scared dream-me stupid.
Hey, no laughing, I am terrified of bikes under completely normal and not stressful/dangerous/potentially fatal circumstances.
Anyway, he drove himself off the roof and I was like 'OMG NUUU' and ran to the edge, but a pool had miraculously appeared and the bike was sinking but JGL was climbing out.
And then I woke up.
And before that I dreamed I got to school late and saw my class sitting outside waiting for our teacher right by the teacher's parking lot. And the student's parking lot was REALLY far away. Could-barely-see-it far away. So I was contemplating sneaking into the teacher's but then this other jackass teacher shows up and starts talking to my class and they all start getting up and following him off.
My car is suddenly a wheelchair I am trying to stash somewhere safe(ish) and very quickly. Don't even ask. I have no idea.
I do stash it and go chasing after my class but they've disappeared so I ask this other guy that was coming from the same direction they left in and he was kind of skeezy and creeping me out and then ...
I think this was all the same dream, because then I was handcuffed in that room with a window that later became a huge balcony , and I desperately needed to clip my nails/apply chapstick.
Also my RL friend V shows up at some point and chats with me. Either he was helping me escape or this is one of those dreams where people randomly become other people briefly but I keep interacting with them like they are the same person.
In conclusion, I am crazy.
Or maybe there was some extracting going on or something.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
